i don't like sucking hair
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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