i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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