problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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