You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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