No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize