i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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