that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Do I have a choice?
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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