Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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