she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
