No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
