Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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