why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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