She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I touched a dick in church today
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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