apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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