I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
