we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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