I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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