these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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