That's intense
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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