You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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