we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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