i don't like sucking hair
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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