But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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