I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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