The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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