so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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