i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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