why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I love having hate sex.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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