Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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