6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There's always time for handjobs
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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