this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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