I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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