You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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