I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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