Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
