singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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