your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
