would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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