Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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