How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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