It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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