your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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