id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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