Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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