i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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