i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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