So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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