i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We just shotgunned beers for America
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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