What did we do last night that was yellow?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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