Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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