when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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