your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone shit on the floor
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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